Starkblind

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Job: Porter

Your ass is mine.

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Score: 10
: Squirrel Songs V :

"Holy"

date: July 31, 2008

shit, did she cough up cum...again? wtf is up with that? lol

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Score: 10
:: Words & Phrases ::

"Exception"

date: July 31, 2008

I would just like to say that not all the people who use these terms are pea-brained porch monkeys. I personally use quite a bit of similar slang in my daily vocabulary. Thing is, I use proper english as well. Its not wise to assume that just because an individual uses these words/terms means they dont know any better. Said slang words/phrases actually have meaning. If anyone has any confusion as to what any of these sayings actually mean, contact me via personal message or email (kristhom@sbcglobal.net) or visit urbandictionary.com. Not to say that slang is a brilliant new form of language but its use shouldnt be inferred as stupidity. Unless you know that muthafucka is actually stupid. = ) But good job on the moving pictures Will, as usual.

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Score: 9
: Restaurants II :

"LOL"

submission: : Restaurants II :
date: July 30, 2008

This shit happens to me all the time. Really grinds my balls.

P.S. Did anyone else notice germaine in the background practicing hand/blowjob techniques out of a magazine?

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Score: 10
Best present ever

"Excellent"

submission: Best present ever
date: June 27, 2008

Brilliant quailty. I forgot this was my computer and not a fuckin tv, lol. Good, no, great job on this. Your school has done you proud, i applaud you. Keep this up, id love to see more from you.

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 7

"wtf"

date: November 3, 2007

"you dropped it, and i think you should pick it up." "get back in the fridge hobo." lol

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 6

"wtf?"

date: November 3, 2007

it started when he swallowed the dentist's equipment. then the self poke "who did that?" combo. then the tong confusion at the restaraunt. then the hat munch. then the wig-out at thhe end. brilliant

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 5

"wtf?"

date: November 3, 2007

"dont even bother shaving huh?" he totally beasted that kid for his homework paper. "look what you made me do. Are you having a good time?" good times, goood times

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 4

"wtf?"

date: November 3, 2007

i wish could tongue-slap my bitchy neighbors too. and he totally g-snatched that vase. hi-fuckin-larious

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 2

"lol"

date: November 3, 2007

"mmm, tastes like dirt." why am i not suprised he knows what dirt tastes like? Well, goodbye captain.

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Score: 10
Blockhead: Episode 3

"WTF?"

date: November 3, 2007

"This will be a deadly year for the radish." lol And he knocked that kid's block off with that m-f'in radish. genius

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